hatingongodot:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

winternet-real:

breadcunt:

rslashrats:

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude’s entire’s backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

ALT

Also this is what “he’s named Vamp because he’s bisexual” looks like

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he’s essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

straycatj:

straycatj:

It was nothing but a bad memory

It was also a bad memory!!

cryptotheism:

girl-effigy:

robotgirlbutt:

empresszero:

julia3alttp:

geothefafa:

julia3alttp:

decayalectical-deactivated20221:

julia3alttp:

cryptotheism:

Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????

mine

Hers

mine

julia’s

mine

yeah its julias

Julia’s

yeah julia’s

Hm guess that settles that. This “philosophy” shit is pretty easy.

eldritchanchovy:

nickyflowers:

cirquedugrotesque:

i’m thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[ID: tweet from Nicky “New Album Out Now” Flowers (@yiffpolice):

if you know someone from nyc and they’re feeling down, ask them to explain to you exactly what a bodega is. they love telling people about bodegas. now, what they’re going to describe to you is a regular corner store. but act like it’s just as magical as they think it is]

leolaroot:

in tumblr culture the “unemployed” were reveared as a sort of poet/warrior class.

were–ralph:

i don’t want boy pussy i want Man CUNT i want that pussy that’s gonna grab my dick and shake it FIRM like a job interview

dommeunist:

socialmaya:

schcherazades:

schcherazades:

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love lebanese ppl

WAIT… ANOTHER!

“cersei lannister…open your heart…we are stronger together”

shaunofthedead:

girldong:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

Fuck with me

Source

these two are locked in eternal combat